Just to the right at the beginning to clarify times: menstruation is part of the female body as breasts and general awesomeness. Therefore, it is also entirely appropriate that, so today, the Menstrual Hygiene Day is celebrated on 28 May. Maybe as a kind of experiment, in the public a dedicated image themed period and menstrual periods to create a "Ih, tampons!". Therefore, dear men, we want here and make an important contribution to general education today. Just for you, because the sweet femininity is indeed forced to picture.
Every 28 days (in all "rule" -haha!) Pushes the body the old endometrium from and thus marks the beginning of a new cycle in the course of not only a new endometrium but also follicles are formed in the ovaries themselves, of which one eventually matures to egg. This eventually leaves the ovulation her ovary and settles, if fertilized, in the fresh, cozy endometrium in. if there is no fertilization, is precisely that again repelled and excreted as a bloody torrent. Then everything starts anew. Is not super exciting?
Above all, it is a fully automated, natural process. We can finally not choose how we digest food, just because this whole elimination thing is not really sexy.
Fertility
But is menstrual not therefore somehow super cool because it quasi blood gurgling cries out to the world, how fruitful the female body is? to give blood to the ability of life may-weighs on not anything to lengths? Well, no. So easy it is not. One can namely be quite barren and still look forward each month anew on bubbly abdominal cramps. The fact that the endometrium is shed periodically, namely means far that it comes to ovulation. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.
Money
Nobody was probably driven by menstruation to ruin. In fact, there are now but several activists and journalists who demand publicly that the necessary hygiene products (tampons, sanitary napkins, menstrual cups) should be covered by health insurance. It's not about whether it is the regular purchase an actual financial burden is, but rather a matter of principle. Finally, no one buys from fun little cotton sausages, in order then to cram into the vagina. And this whole thing menstruation the female sex has now really not selected. More incomprehensible it is, consequently, that pads and tampons in Australia still not exempt from "goods and services tax" are-unlike, for example, condoms and sunscreen.
What is, however, swept under the carpet always painful in all these discussions, spending on painkillers for "menstrual problems", apparently on principle always at least twice to be as expensive as ordinary headache pills are. The fact that the ten euros a month for that alone has to spend, not to be completely mad with abdominal cramps, which is completely unacceptable Which brings us directly to the next point.
Pain
Perhaps you have been attacked by a crocodile, waiting in the war or did you entered a splinter. But be honest, men: Was there ever a moment when you had the feeling that a horde of moles digging on speed once through your abdomen? Did you have such a relentlessly through and at the same kind of gross dull cramps that you have to throw up in pain or have serious problems to run only three meters from the bed to you to there with insane Schunkel movements and the hot water bottle on the lower abdomen to sleep howl? Did you have nevertheless normally pursue your full-time job, even with the risk that you because of acute fall bleeding black out is while doing so, as if all that was not just happen because you do not sick leave each month for two to three days can?
Do you find it an exaggeration when I tell you that I had to live ever worse pain in my life than at the weekend when I had forgotten to increase my stock of incredibly strong pain killers? I was about to tear me my uterus with his bare hands from the lower abdomen, just so the whole thing finally over. You have no idea what women have to suffer every month. And that's just what happens inside our body.
Blood. Blood everywhere.
Do you remember that scene from the Shining-filming of Stanley Kubrick? This setting where thousands of liters of blood shooting out of an elevator? This is probably the most accurate metaphor for menstruation that has ever been used in any film. Even if one is to lose as a woman during his period on average only up to 200ml of blood, it feels to much more. Especially when you unsuspectingly opens her eyes on a normal morning and discovers that one is once again wake up in a huge puddle of his own blood.
There may be people, stylize the period blood a fetish and indeed I have also heard of men that the smell ("like raw beef steaks") something animal, somehow exciting about has. The excitement in the female sex is likely to with such niceties, however, in limits hold. bleeding is not something that is fun to discard. Underwear, because you have succumbed after four days of the bleed-through of the mistaken belief that it now has the whole thing finally behind him, either.
And if we're at it, that even finger-thick, supposedly superabsorbent pads to be unable in diaper dimension between the legs, the steady red torrent between the legs take-why is there not finally a reliable, certified detergent that bloodstains REALLY finds out from clothes, bed linen and fabric in general? No woman wants to feel like a crazed serial killer, if it brings things to the cleaners. And from the clotted blood clots that lead to the conclusion that any unfinished creature has decomposed in your abdomen, you have to resign in this way now, I will not even begin.
Sexual interaction
Sex during the period is as difficult as diverse issue on which there is simply no consensus. Some women feel during their days so uncomfortable in his own body, that they reject the a priori itself. Other (prominent example may be as Charlotte Roche's main character in wetlands) celebrate their bleeding and operate the sexual act to the orgiastic-animal sacrifice festival to. It is understood that not every type Bock has merely buried his face in a seemingly never-ending torrent of blood and endometrial remnants. Nevertheless, the basic setting that a menstruating woman is declared a contaminated sexual no-go area, just not OK. But we can not help it! We are the ones who suffer most from this situation! And it makes you not only male, if you can deal with the less beautiful aspects of womanhood?
Disgust
At the risk of repeating myself: Not everyone has to find horny to suck used tampons or napkins vollgeblutete to stick in the face, to be perceived as an enlightened, mature man. But, and this is very, very important: If there is something to be a woman who is forced once a month by nature, located vollzubluten inhuman pain on a large scale and thereby thrown from one emotional extreme to the next, absolutely not want to hear, then that this process (and therefore necessarily it) is "disgusting".
Believe me, we feel terrible enough. First, there is much more to repel things as blood, which can secrete the human body. And secondly, you would not want us to leave the room with a disgusted face when your semen tastes strange.
"The has determined their day!"
Often, love men, they say stupid things sometimes, because you just do not know better. You probably have the fundamentally no misconception that women during their periods are subject to severe hormonal fluctuations and yes, of course affects the overall mood of the person concerned. But, and at this point you can the "love men" clearly passive-aggressive read: When a woman has her days, then it is not a testy old boys joke that every bitch cliché that Mario Barth has ever ausgerülpst on stage confirmed. Then it's a broken man who must go through the depths of hell and just because someone indeed must bring your offspring to the world.
When I look, as already seems to be unbearable for many representatives of the stronger sex hot wax hair removal, I seriously wonder what kind of behavior would justify the man, accusing him of period-like states. The loss of both legs? Do not ask you why women do not react incredibly relaxing on such statements. Ask yourself, how they manage to you ram a knife into the abdomen and turn it very slowly. Then you had namely actual experience through which you can do jokes.
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